A PUB has slammed thieves for ‘loo-sing’ their marbles and stealing toilet roll from their lavs.

The Chequers, in Billericay, stuck a message above their toilet roll holders, stating that the pub may be “going skint” if the thieves continue.

It read: “It’s self centred scumbags like you who are making this situation a whole lost worse.

“Get a grip.”

The pub also posted on their social media page, which read: “We have had to refill the toilet tissue dispensers during the evening.

“This would not be unusual on a sunny summers day or in the middle of the beer festival but not on a normal weekend night in March.

“This leads us to assume the toilet tissue is being stolen.

“What sort of person does this?”